ehehe i was too lazy to actually do a proper edit 

Generally under 5k words (unless specified)

Newmann Rec List (wip list)

Feels Like Reckless Driving by  (5.3k)

“Did you just say I’m right about something?” Newton asks, feigning shock. Then he lightheartedly elbows Hermann in the ribs and adds, “I always knew you loved me.”

Darling by 

In which Newton rides Hermann for all he’s worth. Or at least tries to.

(fanart for it)

Lateralization by 

four missed chances, and one perfect moment.

or; Newton and Hermann cancel the apocalypse and learn to move on

Addressing the Elephant by 

In which a couple of loose ends get tied up.

Alone Together. by 

Prompt paraphrased: They kiss in the heat of the moment after the breach is closed. “FINALLY” someone yells.

Hermann Gottlieb’s Stacker Pentecost Obsession Trapper Keeper by  (7.5k)

Hermann has a giant man crush on Stacker.

Newt finds it delightful. Herc, not so much.

Baby, You’re Hotter than my Bunsen Burner by

They argue like they breathe—but that’s not all there is to it. Newt flirts, and it’s disgusting.

It’s not that Hermann minds flirting. The Kaidonovskies have propositioned everyone in the PPDC, or so it seems, and Tendo has intimated more than once that he wouldn’t mind spending some time in the lab, “talking numbers.” The Shatterdome is a small place. One has to practice somewhere.

It’s just that Newt is so bad at it.

Silk by 

Hermann has a unique wardrobe. Newt adores it.

Being There by 

Newt and Hermann defend each other from those assholes who seem to crop up wherever they go.

Jackpot by 

People say some strange things when coming out of anesthesia.

(based on this video)

take me out by 

People seem to think Hermann has been asking everyone out. Newt is offended that he hasn’t been asked. As usual, the Shatterdome rumor mill gets it wrong.

When the World Doesn’t End by 

The war clock is reset, and so is Hermann’s libido.

memories like embers keep us warm by 

It’s not — he’s not going to call it cute, okay. His vocabulary is massive, he’s a certified genius, for god’s sake. And yet, the first word that comes to his mind when he sees Newt padding softly out of the bathroom, hair fluffy and sticking up all over, with one of Hermann’s sweaters draped over his body like a dress, the soft fabric caressing the creamy skin of his mid-thighs, is ‘cute’.

aka gratuitous cuddling fic

it’s only cloth by 

Newt likes wearing dresses now and then. Hermann, to his surprise, doesn’t mind this in the least.

Bad Moon on the Rise by 

Thanks to an accident in the lab, Newt spends three nights a month as a were!Kaiju. Awesome, right?

Get On; I’ve Got You by 

Newt carries Hermann home after a date night. Based on this adorable and amazing art.

things you give to people you like by 

Newt, sick of Hermann’s ignorant responses to his flirting, puts together a video to demonstrate exactly what he wants from Hermann

Conversations You Don’t Know We’re Having by 

The spleen was doing something very uncooperative now, turning colors no alien spleen was meant to turn, and oh god, was something bubbling? That could not be good. “No, baby, no, I can fix this, I can do better, just give me one more chance,” he begged it, ignoring Hermann’s baffled, “Pardon?” in his ear. He grabbed frantically at the tongs, fumbling them, realized he probably couldn’t fix this situation one-handed, and said to Hermann, “Gotta go, important work to be done.”

"Newton, I swear to you, do not hang up this phone, follow my instructions—"

"No time, man, science is happening," he said, and then without thought tacked on, "Bye, love you," and threw the phone in what was likely the direction of his desk, not bothering to end the call. Hermann probably kept talking, but hello, science.

Let it go by 

In the drift, Hermann finds out a lot of things about Newton he didn’t know before. (virgin!newt)

Best Cock On The Block by  (5.6k)

They’ve been so close and yet so far for fourteen years now, but the drift is the pebble that starts the avalanche of change. (By which we mean sex)


i remember you (sort of, maybe) by 

No kaiju attacks San Francisco in August 2013. Newton Geiszler feels like something is missing.

Let’s say, while the list is incomplete (and when it is complete), that ClassyFangirl is great, okay

I recognize a few of these titles are fics I loved! Must remember to check out the others later.

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If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

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Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

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"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"



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Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.


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stelliuminpisces because of the glitter. LOL

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please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

What a time to be alive


mermaid hair on a pretty person.

This is biologically speaking a man? Kudos, you pretty little fucker! I didn’t notice before I read the comments.

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me during the whole month of october 

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