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Feels Like Reckless Driving by lakehymn (5.3k)
“Did you just say I’m right about something?” Newton asks, feigning shock. Then he lightheartedly elbows Hermann in the ribs and adds, “I always knew you loved me.”
In which Newton rides Hermann for all he’s worth. Or at least tries to.
four missed chances, and one perfect moment.
or; Newton and Hermann cancel the apocalypse and learn to move on
In which a couple of loose ends get tied up.
Prompt paraphrased: They kiss in the heat of the moment after the breach is closed. “FINALLY” someone yells.
Hermann has a giant man crush on Stacker.
Newt finds it delightful. Herc, not so much.
They argue like they breathe—but that’s not all there is to it. Newt flirts, and it’s disgusting.
It’s not that Hermann minds flirting. The Kaidonovskies have propositioned everyone in the PPDC, or so it seems, and Tendo has intimated more than once that he wouldn’t mind spending some time in the lab, “talking numbers.” The Shatterdome is a small place. One has to practice somewhere.
It’s just that Newt is so bad at it.
Hermann has a unique wardrobe. Newt adores it.
Newt and Hermann defend each other from those assholes who seem to crop up wherever they go.
People say some strange things when coming out of anesthesia.
People seem to think Hermann has been asking everyone out. Newt is offended that he hasn’t been asked. As usual, the Shatterdome rumor mill gets it wrong.
The war clock is reset, and so is Hermann’s libido.
It’s not — he’s not going to call it cute, okay. His vocabulary is massive, he’s a certified genius, for god’s sake. And yet, the first word that comes to his mind when he sees Newt padding softly out of the bathroom, hair fluffy and sticking up all over, with one of Hermann’s sweaters draped over his body like a dress, the soft fabric caressing the creamy skin of his mid-thighs, is ‘cute’.
aka gratuitous cuddling fic
Newt likes wearing dresses now and then. Hermann, to his surprise, doesn’t mind this in the least.
Thanks to an accident in the lab, Newt spends three nights a month as a were!Kaiju. Awesome, right?
Newt carries Hermann home after a date night. Based on this adorable and amazing art.
Newt, sick of Hermann’s ignorant responses to his flirting, puts together a video to demonstrate exactly what he wants from Hermann
The spleen was doing something very uncooperative now, turning colors no alien spleen was meant to turn, and oh god, was something bubbling? That could not be good. “No, baby, no, I can fix this, I can do better, just give me one more chance,” he begged it, ignoring Hermann’s baffled, “Pardon?” in his ear. He grabbed frantically at the tongs, fumbling them, realized he probably couldn’t fix this situation one-handed, and said to Hermann, “Gotta go, important work to be done.”
"Newton, I swear to you, do not hang up this phone, follow my instructions—"
"No time, man, science is happening," he said, and then without thought tacked on, "Bye, love you," and threw the phone in what was likely the direction of his desk, not bothering to end the call. Hermann probably kept talking, but hello, science.
In the drift, Hermann finds out a lot of things about Newton he didn’t know before. (virgin!newt)
Best Cock On The Block by hobbitdragon (5.6k)
They’ve been so close and yet so far for fourteen years now, but the drift is the pebble that starts the avalanche of change. (By which we mean sex)
No kaiju attacks San Francisco in August 2013. Newton Geiszler feels like something is missing.
Let’s say, while the list is incomplete (and when it is complete), that ClassyFangirl is great, okay
I recognize a few of these titles are fics I loved! Must remember to check out the others later.
If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!
"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is
What a time to be alive
mermaid hair on a pretty person.
This is biologically speaking a man? Kudos, you pretty little fucker! I didn’t notice before I read the comments.
me during the whole month of october